Monthly Archives: January 2016

Short Character Overview: Ira

Ira Solomon Feldstein

Birthdate: 9 April 1928

Height: 5’10” (in prime)

Weight: about 175 lbs

Race: Hebrew (as they say in the old census records!)

Spandex name: Mister Metropolitan (retired)

Sign: Aries

Blood type: B

College degree: Accounting, Wonder City Business College

Paranormal powers:

  • Strength: Class 4
  • Invulnerability: Class 5

Other notes:

In my original timeline, I was married to Elizabeth McCallum, a.k.a Tin Lizzie, and we had one child, Joshua.  In this timeline, though, I was originally married to Andrea Prinz, who was Mrs. Metropolitan for a while, and she was the mother of Joshua.  Apparently, I cheated on Andrea with Violet Stein, and ended up divorcing Andrea and marrying Violet for a decade or so of misery before we divorced.  I don’t remember any of the stuff that happened in the current timeline, but everyone else does.  As far as I’m concerned, I’ve been a widower since Lizzie went into the Great Gulf in 1984.

Short Character Overview: Megan

From Parapedia Staff:

We sent out short surveys to many characters in Wonder City Stories to see what information they might be willing to share.  Our first survey came back from Megan Amazon!

Megan Pantariste Amazon

Birthdate: 30 November 1986

Height: 7’11.5″

Weight: None of anyone’s business

Race: Biracial at least, your guess is as good as mine

Spandex name: FUCK NO

Sign: “No Trespassing”

Zodiac sign (put “Western” in there, you ethnocentric jerks): Sagittarius

Blood type: O negative (yes, ha ha, let’s laugh at the universal donor who can’t donate blood)

College degree: BA in Psychology from University of California, Berkeley

Paranormal powers:

  • Strength: Class 6
  • Invulnerability: Class 6

Other notes: Why am I doing this again?